IN THE SUMMER TIME THE ART WORLD KINDA THE REST OF US, SITS IN A HAMMOCK AND CHILLS
BUT THEIR WERE SOME DOOOOPE OPENINGS LAST NIGHT
WENT OVER TO SLAG GALLERY IN CHELSEA TO SEE WHAT LEGEND ARTIST AA BRONSON AND SOME OTHERS WERE DOING
1. AA’S LATEST ZINE, “DOCUMENTA SEX”……if legends are still doing it up DIY, NOBODY AINT GOT NO EXCUSE…WE GOTTA GET THESE IN THE GANGSTORE
2. THIS ARTIST , LESLEY MAIA HOROWITZ LIVES IN BUFFALO NEW YORK, WHICH IS PRETTY INDUSTRIAL FROM WHAT I HEAR, SHE SNEAKS INTO ABANDONED FACTORY’S AT 3AM AND SNEAKS AROUND AND TAKES PHOTO’S, ALL HER IMAGES OF PORN ARE FOUND, MUST BE FROM HORNY FACTORY WORKERS, SOMETIMES THE SPACES SHE BREAKS INTO ARE TOXIC, BUT SHE COMES PREPARED…SHE DON’S A GAS MASK AND HEAVY GEAR…. BELIEVE ME, SHE SHOWED ME ON HER DIGITAL CAMERA…SHE INVITED ME TO COME UP TO BUFFALO AND DO THIS WITH HER ONE TIME IF AS SHE SAID ” I HAVE THE BALLS”…..SHE’S MAKING A BOOK……WE’LL
SOON ENOUGH HAVE IT AT THE GANGSTORE
4. THEN I HOPPED OVER TO THE NEW MUSEUM TO JUST BROWSE THE “YOUNGER THAN JESUS, GENERATIONAL SHOW AGAIN FOR LIKE THE 5TH TIME….BUT IT’S WORTH IT TO SUPPORT, THE ARTISTS THAT CONSTRUCTED THIS “OMG” MONOLITH, AIDS-3D ( daniel keller, nik kosmas based in berlin but from the states) WERE THE YOUNGEST ARTISTS TO BE INCLUDED IN THE EXHIBITION ( 1986 BITCHES..WOOT WOOT) AND THEY ALSO PARTICIPATED IN THE VENICE BIENNIAL…… CHECK THEM OUT…http://www.aids-3d.com/….
hopefully they’ll be contributing something soon to the GANGSTORE seeing as how we gotta love for good artists and friends here….
11. I WENT LOOKING FOR THE BATHROOM BY TAKING THE ELEVATOR UPSTAIRS, AND WHAT DID I FIND……A BIG HUGE OLE EMPTY SPACE……RAVE ANYONE? ART HAPPENING…HMMMMMM LOL
3. we gotta get these in the gangstore somehow!…check these….girls got a head game haha
12, JONAH FREEMAN AND JUSTIN LOWE, BLACK ACID CO-OP AT DEITCH…… OKAY OKAY GO SEE THIS NOW, I REPEAT, GO SEE THIS NOW, 1. FIRST SEE IT SOBER 2. THEN SEE IT NOT SOBER, INTOXICANT OF YOUR CHOICE…. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST INSANE ALL IMCOMPASSING, PSYCHEDELIC, DIRTY, INVOLVED, FOCUSED, UNFOCUSED, CONCISE, CONCEPTUAL SMEPTUAL INSTALLTION I HAVE SEEN IN SOME TIME……
6. THEN I HOPPED OVER TO ENVOY TO CHECK OUT THE ONE NIGHT BLOODY INSTALLATION OF ARTIST MARTYUKA WAWRZYNIAK…trying saying that 5 times fast….WAIT DID I JUST MAKE A DAD JOKE???…..I THINK I DID :(
5. GOTTA LOVE SEEING WEIRDO DAVE’S “FUCK THIS LIFE” IN THE NEW MUSEUM BOOKSTORE…REMEMBER IT WAS AT THE GANGSTORE FIRST!!……WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU…..THE GANGSTORE IS A CREATIVE PLATFORM KIDS…DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO BEAT YOU WITH BRICKS…,
peace out Mikey
