WHEN  U GET OFF THE AIRPLANE, LAND IN QUEENS, GET TO MANHATTAN, HOMEY’S STOLE 7 BOTTLES FROM THE MARITIME HOTEL, 7? BACK PACK TACTICS AND THE HELP OF A SUPER MODEL…. TAKE A SHOT, TAKE 10, GREEDY FUCKS,   REALIZE YOUR  LOCKED OUT OF THE HOUSE,  STANDING ON LUDLOW STREET AT 6:30 AM TALKING TO THE COPS,  YOUR FRONT DOOR BUSTED IN, GLASS EVERYWHERE…. HOW’D THIS HAPPEN?  U HAVE NO FUCKIN CLUE… WITH NO SHOES ON AND BLOODY FEET,  DRUNKSTONED AS FUCK CUZ YOUR TEENAGE RICH KID WEED DEALER HAS THE ILLEST HAZE

AND SOME HOW U ALWAYS END UP WITH THE GRIME BAGS AT THE END OF THE NIGHT AND SOME  KID IS IN YOUR HOUSE , DUSTED..WHERE U EVEN GET THAT NOWADAYS, BRAGGING ABOUT STEALING TIP JARS,

AND YOUR HOMEY  GETS KICKED OUT OF ARROW BAR… (  REALLY MY DUDE, HOW U GET KICKED OUT OF ARROW BAR?) LOL

GO TO B. EAST  AND PUKE UP, NO  HEAD IN THE BATHROOM  FOR MIKEY:(

AND U WALK INTO DELANCEY MCDONALDS  AND ORDER A FUCKING MCGRIDDLE WITH BLOODY FEET

WHEN HOMELESS PEOPLE TURN THEIR NOSE UP U KNOW YOUR FUCKED

AND U HOP THE TURNSTYLE FOR THE J TRAIN CUZ YOUR WALLET AND ALL YOUR SHIT IS LOCKED IN THE HOUSE AND THE OPERATOR IS YELLING AT YOU AND EVERYONE THATS GOING TO WORK ON THE TRAIN IS LOOKING AT YOU  AND BLACK GIRLS ARE LAUGHING AT YOU

AND THE DOMINICAN WOMAN AT THE BODEGA TRY’S TO GIVE U NEWSPAPER BAGS FOR YOUR FEET

AND U WALK FROM MARCY AVE TO FUCKING GREENPOINT TO GO SLEEP ON YOUR HOME GIRLS COUCH CUZ SHE’S THE ONLY ONE  BESIDES YOUR MOTHER THAT PUTS UP WITH YOU
AND U ACCIDENTALLY STEP IN DOG SHIT ON THE WAY THEIR

THIS  MY FRIENDS  * IS A NEW YORK “THING”