• Exposition: Il était une fois Walt Disney

• MORRISSEY DANCE!

• Free Bathrooms In Chinatown

• Taco Trucks

• Prison looks into ‘Katie’s Revenge’ tattoo

• Screech (Saved By The Bell) Sex Tape Preview

• Kinsey Institute International Encyclopedia of Sexuality

• Christina Ricci Desecrates Her Body

• George W. Bush Butt Plug

• Home Groan Girls

• Flirt Vodka’s Bruised Knees

• Tara-dise

• Love Bugs
  NSFW – Not Safe For Life

• Chubby Love
  NSFW NFC Mucho Grande

• LineTo experimental by ~Volcanic-Penguin

• Bat Outta Hell

• Rowanda Wooden Bikes

• Steveo Jerked Off Behind Nicole Richie While She Slept

• Teen Peppersprayed for short changin’ cops

• Prostitute nabs crooked cop with his own badge

• WFMU’s Beware of the Blog: Atari Music

• Hungry Dog

• Orangutan ON FIRE!

• Nerd Punch

• Boy attacked by squirrel

• Paul Lynde Clips

• Mars Exploration Rover Mission: On The Rim of the Victoria Crater

• The metamorphosis
  Yost’s nickname described a physical feature he grew into as a young man. His nickname was “Tits.”

• Hogwarts School made with 50,000 matches

• Israel’s latest in designer nothingness
  It is the ultimate poseur’s paradise, according to BBC correspondent Ade Akintonwa. Cafe Like boasts the most fashionable menu ever – one with nothing on it.

• Troops storm luxury prison run by inmates

• The 25 Sexiest Novels Ever Written

• It’s New – It’s Now – It’s Flash Cubes!

• The Flash Animation top 10

• Police don’t have to knock, justices say

• LSD and the No-Hitter
  Thnx Tim Barber

• Fry That Chicken

• Dude, It’s the Baked Professor!

• Geek Bling Ring

• Beijing’s penis emporium

• How to poach a salmon in a dishwasher

• “Orgasmatron 3000″

In the festering, open wounds of broken souls; to even the innocent bystanders of the gravest state of affairs, I am distinguished and exalted by the fallen, mysterious tears of a generation’s frustration.�? In the pervasive influxes of the world’s lustful, material obsessions, I comply as the genuine blemish to one’s true happiness.
I thrive in any season and, yes, I am very capable and willing.�? All spectrums are left covered.�? I inhabit still air in the poorly, ventilated squalor of illegal squats and darkly lit tenements.�? I am intimately acquainted with government subsidized shelters and flophouses.�? When melodic breezes deny you a summer comforting moment in your home, I am there.�? I am the reminding annoyance of a persistent tickle acted out in warm beads of sweat running down your temple on nagging, white-hot August days. When the winds propel itself with frigid, arctic brutality, I am there.�? I am the insomnia inducing shiver, nesting in your despondent, fetal position during the many lifeless, winter nights you attempt sleep.
I flood the tongues of the reckless and half clothed; the mentally barren children who have been deprived of purposeful direction know my overflow. I gush down throats as ice cold, red kool-aid.�? I masquerade in the common cover of fruit punch or the much-loved flavor of cherry, but in my exposure, I am crude, crimson dyes and refined white sugar, FDA approved chemicals, and more refined white sugar.�? I unfold as addicting portions of pure malnutrition; consumed as five cent gums, generic fifty cent cookies and the disgraceful diet of fiends; frenziedly devoured Little Debbie cakes.�? I come shortly after dawn’s early rise, in the merry-go-round scenarios of the cold, stovetop scraps of last night’s welfare dinner; the saddest excuses of a well-balanced breakfast.
I linger as the pungency of assorted, acrid fragrances left by the polluting exhalations of your neighbors’ drugs of choice, procrastinating departure in the inexpressive gloom of project hallways.�? I manifest as the aroma of soiled linen and secondhand, baby clothes crusted over with the happenings of an infants’ world.�? Inside the confines of a stuffy, humid bedroom, I ice the cake with unvarying invasions of nicotine hazes.
I am an intriguing sight to behold.�? I ruggedly materialize as the roaming and roving mascots of trailer parks and inner cities; red-nosed pit-bulls and German rottweillers.�? It is with precision that I define the eyesores of unfocused, single mothers with rambunctious bands of filthy children in tow.�? I come in boldness and I reside comfortably in the absence of self-respect as the monstrosities of linty, unkempt hair and the shabby, demolished soles of abused footwear.�? I push forth, throughout, thoroughly woven within the suppression of self-esteem, I am found in the display of ashy knees and legs shown through the tattered, holey clothing worn by the ghettos’ offspring.
It is in the wailing cries; the effects, brought into being by the empty stomachs of America’s forgotten babies, through which I compose pain.�? Out of a failed society, I emerge as a shock to mannered ears; a toddler’s proficiency in learned, profane words.�? In the lobbies of high-rise projects, on the steps of lonely stoops, amongst many misled men and lost women,�? the slickest speech of evolved slang and slanderous, broken English fashion a verbal volley of war stories, sexual gossip and true lies.�? Shaken and thrown; cubes of ivory kiss and tease the cold concrete; the constant, rolling cracks and taps of chipped dice tumbling jadedly across the pavement in petty games of chance.�? These are just a very few of my thorns in the side of your tomorrows.
I am not pretty, but I want you to embrace my smile anyway.�? I have come to embezzle the beauty of your hope.�? I am poverty and I have come to see you stricken with my name.
Kenneth Carl

“For all things difficult to acquire, the intelligent man works with perseverance.”
Lao Tzu

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Rub-n-Tug Downstairs

Free Simon Upstairs

• The Adventures of Goopy and Bagha (1968) – Ghost Dance Sequence

• Movin’ Meat: Delicate Situation

• Beer Cannon Montage

• One-Eyed Child

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Shadi & Kai

• “Little Superstar”
  Thnx EM

• Weekly Review (Harpers.org)

• Texas Death Row Quotes
  Thnx Peter Sutherland

• Rap All-Stars on Arsenio Hall Show

• Skateboarding Without The Boards

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Tigga & Shane Calores / Sheen Tonight!

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Dash Snowman #2

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Weird Dave FuckThisLife

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Kathy & Patrick – Frienemeis

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Ian Reid BKNY. His new DVD is in the store now.. Sex, Hood, Skate & Videotape

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Ryan McGinley & Jack Walls , rocking Dan’s shorts.

Halloween comes early this year. Lil” neckbone done did it again.

Rule # 1 – Don’t care

Ruule #2 – Watch out for Weirdo Dave FuckThisLife 1-5 on the backdrop!

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Sick.

• ThreeAsFour – Spring 2007 Collection

• 205, the Serge Becker & A-Ron Collabo

• Love is an object kept in an empty box
  First Volcom Bit Verte Now epicly LAtered Bites The Glob!

• Bröderna Hårdrock

• Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

• Heavy Metal Parking Lot – The Remix!

• Decline Of The Western Civilization – Part 2 – The Metal Years

• Asylum protester sews up eyes

• Steam Powered Gameboy

• Man rejects first penis transplant

• Creepy- Eerie – Vamprella – Covers Collection

• New recruit joins Terracotta Army
  Thnx Leo

• Willie Nelson cited for pot, mushrooms