Leonardo Aurellio Randy Fitzpatrick: Washed-up DJ/Actor
2. Why don’t you live in LA?
i dont know…sometimes i truely wish i did.
3. What do your parents think you do for a living?
actor …dj or whatever .they dont really seem to care which is cool with me.
4. What’s in your pockets right now?
house keys,atm card,a gift card for a free star bucks,american spirts and lighter.19 dollars,4.25 worth of quarters(?)2 dimes,2 peenies and a nickel.cell phone.
5. Have you ever been to Staten Island?
used to like to ride the ferry and read but dont remember if i ever made it onto the island.dont know why i would have besides going to the wu wear store.
6. If you had to get a tattoo with words on your forehead what would you get?
get r’ dun
7. If someone shot you who would you want the shooter to be?
the guy who shot lincoln.he was an out of work actor just like me so maybe i could understand his motivation.
9. If you got to pick your name what would you choose?
phillbert
10. Who’s better looking Mayor Dinkins or President Obama?
obama dogs
12. Why do you think you’re qualified for this position?
what position?missionary or doggy style?
13. The new Mickey Rourke, yea or neh?
the whole package!
15. Have you ever taken Peyote?
nope.not sure why not?you buy i’ll fly.
17. Have you ever been arrested?
yup for an old warrant.i was rideing my bike threw washington square park and got pulled over (?) they arrested me on the spot. WTF!
18. Where were you before you were born?
my dads balls.what kinda question was that?
20. Can you tell me in a few seconds what a brick is useful for?
throwing threw the window of the nerds frat house?
21. What did you dress like in the tenth grade?
skater raver! ahh the good old days.
23. If Tom Cruise made art what would it look like?
suri cruise?
24. What’s your favorite color?
blackest black
26. Where do you plan on riding out the apocalypse?
max fish?
28. Where is your favorite place in New York City to hang out at in the morning?
in my bed with my lady…late riser.
29. In ten years I will…(complete the sentence)
probably be dead or wishing i was.
30. If you could get on a plane tomorrow and travel to anywhere in the world, where would you go?
paris maybe.l.a. maybe lisbon.anywhere
31. What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
im skinny (at times)
32. What’s your standard exercise routine?
walk from coffee shop drink that coffee than get another at the next one and smoke a cigarette and than go get pizza for breakfast.thats how i start most days.
33. Last time you said “that was the last time?”
i prefer, never again…again,got that shit tattood on my chest cause i say it so much
34. Where’s your favorite place in NYC above 14th street?
never been
35. If you could live in any movie “world,” what movie would it be?
water world!
36. Place in New York City where you would mostly likely be found at any random point during the day?
max fish
37. Best/worst thing you have done in a movie theater?
snuck into the accused when i was like ten years old or something.cant play pinball ever since.
38. First career plans/goals as a child?
pro skateboarder?being dead by 18?
39. Why can’t you survive anywhere but NYC?
i would love to try.
40. Go to song (or album) when you are feeling down?
rubber room
41. Who is your ultimate hero or role model?
freddy herko
42. If you could have any talent or skill, what would it be?
being able make money better than i can spend it
43. What was your best excuse when you didn’t do your homework?
my dad beat (touched) me last night?
44. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
pizza
45. Next thing you want to achieve in your life?
make some fucking real money
46. In high-school, were you a jock, punk, theater geek, or prep?
the high school jock that turned punk rock
47. If you could “punk” any celebrity, who would it be?
that one jew hater actor director
60-foot penis painted on roof
